Worst Answer
Give the worst possible answer to a simple question
“Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?”
The question is sincere. The answer must be the silliest thing anyone can think of. Biggest laugh takes the round.
One good question
can carry a whole evening.
Parlour speaks a playful question out loud, then goes quiet.
Your table picks it up — guessing, debating, laughing —
while the phone lies face-down between the teacups.
Try one right now
These cards speak:
Real cards from the deck. Press play and the card reads itself out loud — exactly how a round starts at the table.
The answer
In the app a warm voice does the reading — here your browser stands in.
How a round goes
An evening in three moves.
-
Set the phone on the table
Open Parlour and pick a game. The first card is ready before everyone finds a chair.
-
The card speaks
A warm voice reads one card out loud — a question, three odd words, a record to guess. Everyone hears it at the same moment.
-
The room takes over
The phone goes face-down. People argue, guess, tell stories. When the laughter settles, a swipe brings the next card.
What's in the box
Four games, one deck of good questions.
Fact or Fiction
Spot the fact among the fakes
“Is it true the human body glows in the dark?”
The table votes true or false. The real answer — with the explanation — hides on the back of the card.
3 Words
Make up a story from three words
“Dragon. Lighthouse. Bicycle.”
Three words that have never met before. One player weaves them into a story on the spot — the stranger, the better.
Amazing Records
Guess the real record
“How many hot dogs can a person eat in 10 minutes?”
Real world records, hard to believe on purpose. Closest guess wins — the true number is on the back.
Every game comes with free cards built in — and they stay free for good. Right now the whole library is open, free.
Made for the whole table
One game, and no one sits out.
Everyone plays as equals
The cards are spoken aloud, so the youngest and the oldest at the table join the same round without squinting at a screen.
Anywhere the table is
A cabin with no signal, the back seat of a road trip, a blackout with candles — the whole game lives on the phone and plays anywhere.
Complete in every language
Every game and card is available in English, Ukrainian, Polish, German, Spanish, and French — each with its own voice.
Quiet by design
The game runs entirely on the phone. There is no account to create, and nothing about your evening is sent anywhere.
Questions, answered
- Do we need wifi to play?
- No. Every card — voice included — lives on the phone. Airplane mode works fine.
- How many people can play?
- As many as fit around the table. The app is the host, not a player — it deals the questions and stays out of the way.
- Is it good for kids?
- It's made for mixed company — kids, parents, and grandparents in the same round. Every card is family-safe by design.
- What does it cost?
- Right now everything is open: every game, every card — free, with no ads and no accounts. The free cards built into every game stay free for good.
- Which languages does it speak?
- English, Ukrainian, Polish, German, Spanish, and French — complete, with a dedicated voice for each language.
- Does it work with Siri?
- Yes. Say “Hey Siri, Parlour, riddle me” and the first card speaks — though the big friendly button works just as well.